Hellooooooooo gooood looookin.
Standard Outcall Rate $300 (incall not available)
please add an additional $100 NON-REFUNDABLE F___tard application fee and the following applicable tutorial fees. |
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It is my belief that everyone needs to have the STUPID kicked out of them at least once in their life (sometimes multiple kicks are needed especially if you're an adult webmaster) so if for any reason you haven't had yours kicked out yet, let me know and i will happily kick you at the end of your f___tarded session for no additional fee whatsoever. I like to consider this my contribution to society and giving back to the community is just as important to me as good spelling and matching.
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all fees must be paid
5 days in advance.
All fees are
refundable with the
exception of the
$100 application fee if
for some reason or any reason or no reason at all, i
decide to cancel our
session. If for
some reason you
decide to cancel our
session, i'm very
sorry and that's just
too goddamn bad but
you won't be getting
anything refunded,
because your fees
will be applied to
the pain in my ___
that you have caused
me.
email me for
application and
payment options.
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Please note:
This is not an offer for prostitution.
Money exchanged is for time and companionship only. Time together may include services such as erotic dancing or modeling. Anything else that may occur is a matter of personal choice between two or more consenting adults of legal age, and is not contracted for, nor is it requested to be contracted for, or compensated for in any manner. Furthermore, this is not an offer, nor is it an agreement, nor is it an engagement in sexual conduct for a fee.
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